It's good to see you again, Niecsey... Wish you were in a better state of health, though.
Even if you did speak in jest, I have to tell you... There are some rare conditions where thyroid tissue grows elsewhere in the body and can spew out extra hormone just like the thyroid itself does. The ovaries are one place that comes to mind, if I remember right.
You're a puzzle, old friend. Hope you find resolution soon!