Posted by Dwayne Frebung on September 17, 2000 at 21:14:00:

I stayed home when the Gulf War happened. i shouuld have gone, I know, but I pretended to be sick and had a good friend who's a family physician admit me to the hospital on a pretended illness when my National Guard unit was mobilized.

Since the Gulf War is over, I've had recurring rashes on my abdimen that spell out "Asshole" or "Vinyl Tile" depending on how you look at them. Does anybody know what to do about this? mosquitosweat@ivillage.com