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    Old 10-28-2003, 08:56 AM   #1
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    Borrowed, but I know there are lots of them out there lets see how many we can come up with.

     
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    Old 10-28-2003, 08:58 AM   #2
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    Have You Ever...

    been asked to stop shaking your foot or leg because everyone at the table was getting annoyed that their drinks were sloshing?



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    Have You Ever...

    tried to match your breathing rate to someone elses, even a pets, to try and see what breathing "normally" feels like?




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    Old 10-28-2003, 09:01 AM   #4
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    called more than one pharmacist to make sure that they all agreed that it was okay to take Tylenol with your panic medicine, but then you didn't take the Tylenol anyway, sure that the pharmacists were all rushed, under-educated, or on crack?


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    Old 10-28-2003, 09:04 AM   #5
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    Have You Ever..

    gotten out of the shower, noticed that you were steaming and/or very pink, then worried that you "overdid" it, possibly causing your blood pressure to fatally surge?


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    Old 10-28-2003, 09:07 AM   #6
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    Have You Ever...

    wondered why your cat is staring at you, then you remember that on Oprah you once heard about animals that are able to sense angels, and you started panicking figuring your cat saw one, and you can only think of one reason why an angel would hang around you - and how come your cat doesn't seem to care??? - The heartless furball.

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    heard of a disease for the first time and thought "could that be why I feel the way I do???"

     
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    tried to convince your psychologist that you are most likely crazy?

     
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    Have You Ever...

    left an entire basket of groceries in aisle 8 because you passed the frozen fish, which reminded you of trichinosis, which reminded you of your upset stomach last week, which led you to think you must have a strange food related disease, which led you to feeling woozy, which further proved that it MUST be botulism that you had and still have, which made you panic and run to your car?


     
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    heard stories about alien abductions and, even for a nanosecond, consider that it might explain alot of things for you?



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    mocked a person who told you that they were "stressed out" and "couldn't function", considering yourself the foremost expert on stress and anxiety and find yourself appalled that someone would dare attempt to compete at your level of expertise?


     
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    taken the seat closest to the exit, even at your doctors office?


     
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    wished massage therapy was covered by your insurance, because, you rationalize, it's cheaper than drugs and you don't have to take it orally. (hahaha)


     
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    wondered if the chemicals in food, like MSG in the eggroll you just ate, might possibly interact poorly with your meds


     
    Old 10-28-2003, 09:27 AM   #15
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    Have You Ever?

    been angered when someone asks "how are you doing?" because you think they must be mocking you?

    or better yet...

    been instantly freaked out when someone asked "are you okay?", thinking that you must be pale, or worse - flushed - which MUST mean that you are two short steps shy from death.


     
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